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Today, I Was Driving Down A One-way Street,hen Some Raging Dumbass Cummed Screaming The Wrong Way Down The Road At Me !! My Instant Reaction Was To Brake And Give The Guy A Chance To Do The Same !! His Instant Reaction Was To Keep Going And Wreck Mah Car !! FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal fir a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained an shat there pants. FML
Yesterday, after an argument with my wife, I stormd out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replacd yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .
Today, As I Returned Home, I Noticed Some Movement Inside Mah House . Thinking It Was A Break-in, I Called 911 . It Was Mah Friends An Some Coworkers Trying To Throw Me A Surprise Birthday Party . Nobody's Said A Word To Me Since . FML
Today, mah mom came into mah room to give me a goodbye kiss!! Due to the routine of mah grlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than wat a mother/son kiss should last!! My mom actually had to tell me to ( let go )!! FML
Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, andhen the scene came onhere the girl is crawling out of the TV, mah dad grabbed mah shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek lyk a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML
Today, I Forgot Key Inside Apartment. My Boyfriend Suggested We Ask A Neighbor To Open It. I Explained We Don't All Have The Same Key, To Which He Responded, "Well How Come They All Have The Same Doorknobs?" FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Friday 27 March 2015