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Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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141 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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95 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 12:02am - love - by dino317 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML

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203 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Ellen (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML

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61 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I received a letter saying that I was accepted into university and that I qualified for a number of scholarships. Too bad an equivalent sum of money will be spent fixing the car I hit, after spinning out on ice, whilst driving home from said university. FML

#7413035
56 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by trooper93 (man) - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

#7412536
112 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Nissan_David (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Lil_bit - France



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