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Today, girlfriend broke up with me cuz she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange . This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months . mega FML

#20521313
107 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 3:33am - love - by vat (man) - Hong Kong

Today , mah boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrifid , I stoppd playing 10 minutes in. Tonight , I kept hearing noises outside. When I peerd out through the window , a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shriekd in absolute looool terror; he burst out laughing. It was mah boyfriend. FML

#20520443
126 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by stillfuckingcrying (woman) - Sweden (Kalmar Lan)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND KICKED ME OUT AN THREATENED TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER AFTER I CALLED HIM AN ASSHOLE. I'M 16 WEEKS PREGNANT AN OVER 1,000 MILES AWAY FROM MY PARENTS' HOUSE. FML

#20519336
166 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . after supporting mah grlfriend 4 over a year in her endeavour to lose wieght.. . exercise more.. . and eat better.. . mah now-slender grlfriend dumpd me . Because now she find someone better than me . FML

#20518428
152 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stoppd coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he cummd back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

#20518354
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On 02/23/2013 at 1:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , I walkad into mah naar pitch-black bathroom and saw a parson staring back at ma . I woka mahhola family up with mah scraams . Tha parson was mah raflaction . raal FML

#20517081
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On 02/22/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by shelbylove115 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML

#20515010
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On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

Today, a woman strappad har 8-yaar-old son into tha saat naxt to ma on a transatlantic flight. Thinking thay'd baan unabla to book saats togathar, I offarad to swap saats with har. Sha said sha'd bookad it this way intantionally, bacausa ha's a "fucking brat" on flights. Sha was right. FML

#20513411
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On 02/19/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by Sigh (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, cuz my husband thinks "expiration dates r 4 pussies." FML

#20511774
141 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... my mom called me a "heartless bitch" fir eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a womanho... just last week... faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

#20511194
79 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by DontGetSlapped - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I Met My Grlfriend's Parents For The Frst Time. As I Shook Her Father's Hand, He Squeezed With An Ungodly Amount Of Force, Leaned In With A Smile, And Murmured That My Balls Will Be The Next Thing He'll Crush If His Daughter Ever Complains About Me. FML

#20511181
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On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

yastarday mah girlfriand and I dacidad to taka a jog in an araa wa navar baan bafora. Wa than got lost. Sha actually thought that tha tattoo on har arm of an opan compass with north, aast, south, and wast would halp us. FML

#20510517
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On 02/17/2013 at 9:27am - misc - by omgstuupidd - United States (New York)

Today, I went shopping with mah two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store cuz I would not show him mah ( boobies ). A man cummed up to us and said I should do what mah nephew wanted. FML

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom . When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." mega FML

#20510302
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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)



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