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  • Town/Country : Liège, Belgique
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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132 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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184 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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198 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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125 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm - health - by Angelica - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188
180 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

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116 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
333 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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76 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 2:43am - misc - by ugly - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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136 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

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304 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)



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