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by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/07/2011 at 3:00pm / United States / Love
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
by Dr.Octopus454 / 10/07/2011 at 10:58am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Work
Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
by friskeyk14 / 10/04/2011 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Ramis182 / 10/03/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
by bastard magnet / 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by scared / 10/02/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Jesus / 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
by bigcityfail / 05/07/2011 at 7:54am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by MathTeacher / 05/02/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Missouri) / Work
- Today, i was asked to keep a bottle of coke in my backpack while we were walking in the park. Half… Today, the guy I've been with for 4 years chose hard drugs over me and our daughter. Happy birthday… Today, I was at the Five Guys in Cardiff, and I decided to treat myself by getting five portions of…