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Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
by dumbfriend / 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm / Virgin Islands British / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
by atsukobo / 02/23/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
by me / 02/19/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
by Shelly / 12/14/2011 at 12:18am / United States (California) / Work
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
by nakedness / 12/10/2011 at 8:35pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Love
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML
by charliebravo77 / 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…