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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5210
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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nalia18's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41055) - you deserved it (4140)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28452) - you deserved it (3820)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36869) - you deserved it (8189)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML

#15930581
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41913) - you deserved it (3487)

On 04/26/2011 at 2:18am - love - by SadGuy - United Kingdom

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (16320)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51246) - you deserved it (9284)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34675) - you deserved it (7996)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48711) - you deserved it (16006)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42681) - you deserved it (5328)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

#15493729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27606) - you deserved it (6669)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Broderick (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (4498)

On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

#15410065
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35349) - you deserved it (3865)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:02am - love - by lily389 -

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48282) - you deserved it (9992)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37281) - you deserved it (4572)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML

#15342486
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11489) - you deserved it (40340)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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