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Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
by weirdome23 / 04/26/2011 at 5:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SadGuy / 04/26/2011 at 2:18am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
by magicman / 04/26/2011 at 12:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
by Broderick / 03/26/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Unlovedchild / 03/21/2011 at 11:03am / Miscellaneous
by HotAsTits / 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML
by nooooo / 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned,… Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter.… Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I…