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About nahowe : Love to skate...
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML