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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 20223
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nafiul93 : yo. i come here when im bored.
aim- nafiulahmed
msn- ronny@chamillionaire.com
yahoo- bangdude101

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Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19216) - you deserved it (59941)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44379) - you deserved it (11489)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258281) - you deserved it (88106)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12658) - you deserved it (131394)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38755) - you deserved it (15068)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35862) - you deserved it (4891)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



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