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About nadyy14 : Music is...
The soul of everyday life
The words people can't speak
The life behind that person
...the one way that someone can be totally and utterly completed, strong and happy.
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML