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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1303
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About nadyy14 : Music is...
The soul of everyday life
The words people can't speak
The life behind that person
...the one way that someone can be totally and utterly completed, strong and happy.

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Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32910) - you deserved it (20086)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I was on the bus when a really cute guy came on. The only seat left was the one next to me, so I smiled and waited for him to sit down. He looked at the seat, looked at me, and opted to stand until his stop. FML

#17451356
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28896) - you deserved it (4293)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:10pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22294) - you deserved it (67268)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43510) - you deserved it (14525)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34753) - you deserved it (2720)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34874) - you deserved it (4798)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16064) - you deserved it (30777)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42222) - you deserved it (12380)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

#16874481
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29362) - you deserved it (6234)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

#16851607
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (4321)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (7647)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML

#16838939
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39242) - you deserved it (2825)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

#16838665
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38240) - you deserved it (3794)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51257) - you deserved it (3646)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

#13205428
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27107) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/26/2010 at 3:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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