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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About nadyy14 : Music is...
The soul of everyday life
The words people can't speak
The life behind that person
...the one way that someone can be totally and utterly completed, strong and happy.

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nadyy14's favorite FMLs

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36488) - you deserved it (3547)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9521) - you deserved it (59047)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

#18384593
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14915) - you deserved it (22952)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45245) - you deserved it (2784)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML

#18094107
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22145) - you deserved it (2170)

On 10/28/2011 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

#17925802
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26346) - you deserved it (2272)

On 10/07/2011 at 2:41am - love - by andy1r (woman) - Bolivia (El Beni)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32475) - you deserved it (1952)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

#17919933
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11024) - you deserved it (27948)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11184) - you deserved it (30612)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38731) - you deserved it (9990)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal covers of ABBA classics. FML

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31281) - you deserved it (5431)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

#17478101
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15992) - you deserved it (19490)

On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

#17477307
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (5233)

On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

#17477307
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (5233)

On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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