This member hasn't filled in the description.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20360) - you deserved it (4995)
On 11/30/2010 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by erpuchi (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47491) - you deserved it (6507)
On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21315) - you deserved it (3227)
On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)
Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23526) - you deserved it (2047)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
I agree, your life sucks (38420) - you deserved it (10993)
On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31375) - you deserved it (2375)
On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)
Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (2854)
On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47193) - you deserved it (11856)
On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (3888)
On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
