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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About n_london : i dislike most people and things. other than strawberry milk, cigarettes, and my guinea pigs.

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n_london's favorite FMLs

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36400) - you deserved it (3638)

On 12/19/2009 at 10:15am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas because someone's dog is peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (3764)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:50am - animals - by Slivered - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41317) - you deserved it (5573)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64553) - you deserved it (4015)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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