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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 965
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About n_london : i dislike most people and things. other than strawberry milk, cigarettes, and my guinea pigs.

n_london's page activity

Visits<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 1:08am<b>frecklesrose93</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 2:31am<b>Siehnados</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:40am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:42pm<b>smrn95</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 6:13pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 11:39am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:08am<b>AnnaDeWitt</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:33pm<b>sam9697</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 4:49pm<b>cokeman666</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 5:43am<b>SirSwirvithanGP</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 11:51pm<b>1nfinitee</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 11:35pm<b>aron1991</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 5:46am<b>chocolate_toast</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 5:44pm<b>jonathanedwards</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 4:41pm<b>Wyoma</b> - the 07/04/2013 at 10:06pm<b>plunkettm</b> - the 04/07/2013 at 6:14pm<b>chrisamagod</b> - the 09/05/2010 at 4:57am

Fucked!<b>frecklesrose93</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 8:31am

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

n_london's favorite FMLs

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

by ouch / 12/19/2009 at 10:15am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas because someone's dog is peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML

by Slivered / 11/18/2009 at 4:50am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

by TLT / 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous