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TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

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116 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today, I opanad up a snapchat from mah bast friand. I racaivad a full an datailad viaw of har an har boyfriand having sax. All I wantad to know was how har Valantina's Day dinnar want. FML

#21060866
109 comments

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On 02/14/2014 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by waymoreiwanted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, dad gave me te sex talk . After telling me all te stuff I already knew, e told me never to use Durex condoms . He said, "Tey break a lot . Tat's te only reason you're around today, really." ten cuckled to imself .

#21060563
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On 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by accident (man) - United States (California)

Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, an he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, an hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. mega FML

#21060478
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On 02/14/2014 at 4:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, te creepy guy I turnd down 4 a date almost six yeres ago, sent looool me a box of rotting flowers wit a note calling me a cunt . FML

#21060455
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On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

#21060189
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On 02/14/2014 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in te middle of telling moter about engagement, se suddenly broke down in tears about er problems at work an er loveless marriage, an abruptly ung up on me. fat FML

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grlfriand dumpad ma bacausa sha found soma lasbian porn on my computar. Har raasoning? That I must sacratly ba gay. FML

#21042109
216 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, There Was A Forest Fire In Mah Town. I Was Still Forcd To Go To School, As It Was Safer. A Lot Of People Decidd Not To Go, An We Endd Up Doing Nothing But Watching The News Reports. There, I Got To See Mah House Burning On Live TV. FML

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186 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I downloadd Grindr to mah phone!! It also downloadd to mah mom's phone, mah dad's phone, an mah brother's phone!! FML

#21030290
130 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MAH 7-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER MADE A NEW GAME: HITTING ME IN THE GROIN WHEN I'M NOT EXPECTING IT !! SHE HUNTS ME IN THE HOUSE, HIDES AROUND CORNERS, AND BEHIND FURNITURE TO AMBUSH ME !! SHE'LL EVEN DO IT IF SHE CATCHE ME NAPPING !! I'M A GROWN MAN LIVING IN FEAR OF A LITTLE GIRL !! MEGA FML

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On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I hackd into my best friend's Facebook account to message my mother about organizing a surprise party for myself for my 21st. She ignord the message for two days before replying, ( I don't think so. No one would really show up and I think that would hurt her feelings. ) FML

#21029577
135 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 6:45am - misc - by nolovefor21 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before... so I askd my best friend fir advice. She said... "Whatever you do... do not... under any circumstances... be yourself." FML

#21029148
66 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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