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mzhyde94
  • Town/Country : panhandle TX, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mzhyde94 : Sitting in hell, waiting for my shot at heaven.

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
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I agree, your life sucks (61853) - you deserved it (2810)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
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I agree, your life sucks (66779) - you deserved it (6169)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working the register, a known mentally-unstable man approached me. He ended up telling me that the Statue of Liberty is sexist and a screw-up by Washington. When I told him that the French made it, he told me to shut up and complained to my manager. He knows me by name now. FML

#20724940
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36021) - you deserved it (4378)

On 06/14/2013 at 1:57am - work - by fubuggie (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38335) - you deserved it (24153)

On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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