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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About myxcure : "Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences"

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Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26351) - you deserved it (4760)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41210) - you deserved it (3514)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

#16935990
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (2818)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37068) - you deserved it (14868)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)



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