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Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 12:13am / United States / Love
by totalloss / 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ewww / 07/30/2011 at 10:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Nancy / 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (New York) / Kids
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