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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 124
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mysfarbr0rn : FYLIA - Fuck Your Life, I'm Awesome. Send me a message if you want to, i love to chat with new people.

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Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

#20883919
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37399) - you deserved it (40379)

On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22222) - you deserved it (89377)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

#20858245
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55974) - you deserved it (4428)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

#20498998
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32194) - you deserved it (8185)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20205) - you deserved it (1826)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35331) - you deserved it (3569)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38869) - you deserved it (3933)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States



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