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  • Town/Country : bellingham, wa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3653
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40013) - you deserved it (8628)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96640) - you deserved it (16769)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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