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Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by DogDoingScience (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -
Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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