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myfriend_youfail
  • Town/Country : Greenwood, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2285
  • Number of comments : 686
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About myfriend_youfail : I'm a 22 year old pansexual female. I'm in a very loving and committed relationship (3 years so far) with my boyfriend. I'm going to a medical training college to get my associate's degree in medical lab technology. I love cats, writing, anything associated with the supernatural (feel free to message me if you want an interesting discussion about that stuff), I'm adopted (I have met both my biological parents, and they're, for the most part, pretty wonderful), and my favorite color is teal.
Oh, and I also have zero tolerance for morons or people with no common sense.

My personal blog is at
http://sachael-angelic-musings.blogspot.com/
My stories are at
http://www.fanfiction.net/~whalerider
http://www.fictionpress.com/~angelicwanderer

If you have the absurd and pressing desire to know more about me, simply ask. I'm usually very open and honest about myself.
I have AIM, yahooIM, gmail, and MSN messengers and email. Ask.

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Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

#7499044 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (20386) - you deserved it (1528)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (38305) - you deserved it (2702)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML

#6674325 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (8005) - you deserved it (16213)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:07am - animals - by poohead (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31817) - you deserved it (1495)

On 11/10/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States