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Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20502) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (5354) - you deserved it (31698)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the hard way that the proper way to drink out of a drinking fountain is to press the button, then lower your face. Not the other way around. FML

#6488863 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (3460) - you deserved it (28093)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

#6487982 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (2432)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Orangehead (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

#6476260 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (4466) - you deserved it (37423)

On 11/27/2009 at 9:26am - misc - by forgotmyownbirthday (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

#6475314 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (8713) - you deserved it (17689)

On 11/27/2009 at 5:11am - misc - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

#6467365 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (14782) - you deserved it (4700)

On 11/26/2009 at 7:26pm - misc - by anniecook (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

#6354900 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (1802)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7477) - you deserved it (26022)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)