About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.
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by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by Anna / 01/06/2012 at 6:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 10:53am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kaipodable / 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
by bosslady12 / 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm / United States / Work
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
by sigh / 12/21/2011 at 7:39am / United States / Transportation
by tarynfaye / 12/21/2011 at 6:28am / United States / Love
by Thomas / 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by imamomma / 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm / United States / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…