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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4107
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.

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Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22864) - you deserved it (3471)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

#18742973
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34467) - you deserved it (10567)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (4835)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

#18724307
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27384) - you deserved it (2899)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

#18721494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32230) - you deserved it (3215)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37257) - you deserved it (4929) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30984) - you deserved it (2782)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21372) - you deserved it (3653)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (3920)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (2834)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28208) - you deserved it (2276)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

#18568632
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29209) - you deserved it (2682)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36770) - you deserved it (4301)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29848) - you deserved it (2523)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16969) - you deserved it (23073)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States



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