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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5368
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.

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mxpklx's favorite FMLs

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12871) - you deserved it (46835)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39083) - you deserved it (3420)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27741) - you deserved it (6975)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML

#18770339
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34383) - you deserved it (2572)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44480) - you deserved it (4545)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44480) - you deserved it (4545)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18986) - you deserved it (27399)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14630) - you deserved it (19156)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

#18761423
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21603) - you deserved it (2198)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (2396)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25103) - you deserved it (3918)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31126) - you deserved it (2322)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML

#18752828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31823) - you deserved it (3433)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33561) - you deserved it (7395)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)



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