About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.
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Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)
Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm - health - by Matchtopia - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML
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Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by Cathy - United States
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by ohlordhelpmenow (woman) - United States
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States
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