About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.
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by handymandy / 01/19/2012 at 6:44am / United States / Holidays
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 6:30am / Australia / Transportation
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
by Sheliton / 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm / United States / Work
by Matchtopia / 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cathy / 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm / United States / Animals
by moorox45 / 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by ohlordhelpmenow / 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
by CantPublish / 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm / United States / Health
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
by me / 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous