About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.
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Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)
Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)
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