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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3967
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.

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Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35543) - you deserved it (7550)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49438) - you deserved it (3846)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

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296 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45836) - you deserved it (7536)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
161 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23466) - you deserved it (12173)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9783) - you deserved it (80846)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40046) - you deserved it (3385)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23710) - you deserved it (18579)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

#16030351
124 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

#16030306
70 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24955) - you deserved it (25204)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)



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