About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.
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by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 06/02/2011 at 6:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 3:26am / United States / Health
by evomadrid24 / 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by trafficfail / 06/01/2011 at 12:43pm / Transportation
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Miramichi / 05/30/2011 at 8:18am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
by diddlebuag / 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Emoney1 / 05/26/2011 at 10:06am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by nrelavender / 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
by art_major / 05/25/2011 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
by BurnedByAWaiter / 05/24/2011 at 9:59am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…