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mxpklx
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2363
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.

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Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26027) - you deserved it (3534)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21056) - you deserved it (4440)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26045) - you deserved it (3067)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

#16466098
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1990)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10750) - you deserved it (23218)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48130) - you deserved it (3251)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8849) - you deserved it (28348)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (2258)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

#16460145
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21036) - you deserved it (1777)

On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

#16451078
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21589) - you deserved it (1804)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:43pm - misc - by trafficfail (woman) -

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28527) - you deserved it (13488)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33216) - you deserved it (6580)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30889) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22130) - you deserved it (4786)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39634) - you deserved it (8273)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)



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