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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4804
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.

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Today , my neigbor called me on vacation to tell me tat se let my moter into my ouse to feed my fis. I don't ave fis , and my moter passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33512) - you deserved it (2274)

On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

Today, I was frd fir telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acqurd months ago of mah boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, an that I am "clerely an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

#19934119
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7244) - you deserved it (32198)

On 07/13/2012 at 8:48pm - work - by Alexander D. (man) - United States

I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password looool and now I have no idea wat it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (4260)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was entering a guy's number into mah phone, and I couldn't remember his name . Embarrassd, I trid to be sneaky and askd, "Can you spell yur name for me, please?" His name is Bob . FML

#19861298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (26264) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO WORK ON A HUGE PROJECT WITH MICHAEL. MICHAEL REFERS TO HIMSELF IN THE THRD PERSON, CONSTANTLY MUMBLES UNINTELLIGIBLY TO HIMSELF, DOESN'T SMILE, LAUGH OR MAKE EYE CONTACT, AN REFUSES TO ADDRESS ME DRECTLY. I'LL BE STUCK WITH HIM 4 ABOUT FOUR MONTHS. FML

#19855807
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (1971)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I slammd my middle finger in a drawer!! I screamd and my mom came running into the kitchen!! She askd me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger!! She hasn't spoken to me since this morning!! FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (5366)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31497) - you deserved it (2951)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the gynecologist . As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow . So u must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about mah job bathing dogs . FML

#19820234
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22227) - you deserved it (2860)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (6017)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY, I ASKD A COWORKER WHAT SHE'D BOUGHT HER DAD FIR FATHER'S DAY. SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT HIM SOME FLOWERS, AND I LAUGHD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A RATHER FEMININE GIFT FIR A MAN. I LATER FOUND OUT THAT THE FLOWERS WERE FIR HIS GRAVE. FML

#19812720
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9858) - you deserved it (49284)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I ASKD A COWORKER WHAT SHE'D BOUGHT HER DAD FIR FATHER'S DAY. SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT HIM SOME FLOWERS, AND I LAUGHD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A RATHER FEMININE GIFT FIR A MAN. I LATER FOUND OUT THAT THE FLOWERS WERE FIR HIS GRAVE. FML

#19812720
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9858) - you deserved it (49284)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22983) - you deserved it (15213)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday , I visited my new doctor fir the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start , I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat , said , "Well Dave , it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML

#19793957
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (1641)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I found out how my parants mat. Thay mat at a mantal hospital, whara thay wara both baing hospitalizad. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29682) - you deserved it (2420)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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