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Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 4:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob’s called. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 7:26am - work - by boobywaitress (woman) - Australia
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States
Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
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