About mxpklx : I am sixteen yo guy. I enjoy skateboarding, video games, piano, and computers.
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by dogwheels / 12/20/2011 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Work
by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed / 12/20/2011 at 6:49am / Mauritius / Miscellaneous
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
by Sedici / 12/18/2011 at 2:44am / United States / Transportation
Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
by Kayla / 12/18/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by metallicatime / 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by LinaLinaYeah / 12/09/2011 at 11:26am / Canada / Love
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by thatisnotcool45 / 12/09/2011 at 12:22am / Canada / Love
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
by childdreamkiller / 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 4:01pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog…