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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML

#4662087
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53762) - you deserved it (7203)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by kneesarethenewdesk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11762) - you deserved it (50825)

On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55765) - you deserved it (5016)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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