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  • Town/Country : Carlsbad, CA, America, America, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (2838)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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