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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1650
  • Number of comments : 365
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About muzy : Who am I you ask ? I'm the dude playing dude disguised as another dude. I'm a pharmacologist and no, it has nothing to do with pharmacy or agriculture. Now move along before I punch an old man in public.

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muzy's favorite FMLs

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

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