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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1540
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About muzy : Who am I you ask ? I'm the dude playing dude disguised as another dude. I'm a pharmacologist and no, it has nothing to do with pharmacy or agriculture. Now move along before I punch an old man in public.

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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

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