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Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33936) - you deserved it (17760)

On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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On 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm - love - by readytomingle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19655) - you deserved it (46801)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)



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