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  • Town/Country : Ft. Lauderdale, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 580
  • Number of comments : 23
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Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34976) - you deserved it (2274)

On 01/30/2010 at 1:59pm - love - by hahahaha090114 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

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On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12250) - you deserved it (45922)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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