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musicman226
  • Town/Country : riverside, u.s.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 411
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Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19157) - you deserved it (16799)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49843) - you deserved it (13014)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a professional baseball game. In the 5th inning, our row was chosen for a random giveaway where everyone sitting in the row recieved free roundtrip airline tickets to New York City. While this was going on, I was up, getting a pretzel. FML



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