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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3315
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About music_woman1 : -My favourite commenters at the moment are NoorFML and perdix.
-I like correcting grammar and spelling, but I get it wrong too.
-I'm usually on the app but I occasionally use the website so message me if you want.
-I'm like marmite - people love me or hate me, and my comments tend to be either quite intelligent or quite stupid. Generally the latter. And at least half of my comments are buried, but the others are up and alive!
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Taday I cummad out to mah parants . I don't raally fit any staraotypa, I'm just an avaraga guyho happans to ba into guys . Tan minutas latar, I ovarhaard mah mothar say to mah stap-dad, "Should wa radacorata his room pink?" maga FML

#20008307
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28034) - you deserved it (5784)

On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today I decidd to help the homeless by giving them old clothes an food. In return they decidd to mug me. mega FML

#20008267
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22112) - you deserved it (2653)

On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States

Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

#20007961
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (3148)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today,hile At Work, I Usd The Restroom. After I Noticd We Were Out Of Paper Towels, I Just Trid Shaking Mah Hands Dry. I Then Readjustd Mah Bra, Since It'd Been Driving Me Crazy All Day. After Getting Back To Mah Cubicle, I Realizd That I Had Two Wet Handprints Over Mah Boobs. FML

#20007867
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (11177)

On 08/07/2012 at 3:17pm - work - by Employee (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

yesterday I visitd mah mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I askd why it was there . She shruggd and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

#20007765
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20416) - you deserved it (2017)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by Alisha - United States (Virginia)

Today, I succassfully stoppd my hair straightanar from falling into a bathtub full of looool watar by grabbing hold of tha burning hot platas. raal FML

#20006687
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21032) - you deserved it (7117)

On 08/06/2012 at 11:08pm - health - by anonymous - Australia

Today, mah mom called me screaming an cussing because she found pot in mah room. I come home an mah dad says, "I hid some pot in your room an I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

#20006521
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (1880)

On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)

whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I hered a loud scraping noise. I turned around an watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road an through a pile of horse shit. FML

#20006315
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5301) - you deserved it (25416)

On 08/06/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by maybenot (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to scream 4 my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8074) - you deserved it (30075)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to scream 4 my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8074) - you deserved it (30075)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I was at the store with looool mah grandpa!! When we were rung up, he started to pay fir our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned!! My grandpa said, ( shut yur mouth, ) and started ranting about how stupid people r to leave paper trails fir ( government spooks!! ) FML

#20006151
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17381) - you deserved it (1778)

On 08/06/2012 at 5:37pm - money - by for fucks sake gramps (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spendingat seemed like an eternity telling er ow muc I love er an I want to spend te rest of my life wit er, se took a deep breat, said, "How about no?" an ung up. FML

#20005989
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30527) - you deserved it (3754)

On 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, some new people moved into te ouse next door to mine. Te previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. Wen I went outside, I noticed tey'd parked teir cars on my lawn. FML

#20005831
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20288) - you deserved it (1356)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by 44magnumtime (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Over Her Addiction And Wished To Quit Cold Turkey. I Cancelled All My Plans To Stay Home And Support Her. She Didn't Mean Her Tobacco Addiction No No. Her Corn Chip Addiction. FML

#20005444
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21164) - you deserved it (2447)

On 08/06/2012 at 7:20am - misc - by Spockx - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. mega FML

#20005337
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19135) - you deserved it (3651)

On 08/06/2012 at 4:13am - love - by awkwardparents - United States (California)



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