About music_woman1 : -My favourite commenters at the moment are NoorFML and perdix.
-I like correcting grammar and spelling, but I get it wrong too.
-I'm usually on the app but I occasionally use the website so message me if you want.
-I'm like marmite - people love me or hate me, and my comments tend to be either quite intelligent or quite stupid. Generally the latter. And at least half of my comments are buried, but the others are up and alive!
That's it really..
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 3:17pm - work - by Employee (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by Alisha - United States (Virginia)
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 11:08pm - health - by anonymous - Australia
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)
Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by maybenot (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Today, I was at the store with my grandpa. When we were rung up, he started to pay for our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned. My grandpa said, "shut your mouth," and started ranting about how stupid people are to leave paper trails for "government spooks." FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 5:37pm - money - by for fucks sake gramps (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by 44magnumtime (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 7:20am - misc - by Spockx - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 4:13am - love - by awkwardparents - United States (California)
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