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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4770
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About music_woman1 : -My favourite commenters at the moment are NoorFML and perdix.
-I like correcting grammar and spelling, but I get it wrong too.
-I'm usually on the app but I occasionally use the website so message me if you want.
-I'm like marmite - people love me or hate me, and my comments tend to be either quite intelligent or quite stupid. Generally the latter. And at least half of my comments are buried, but the others are up and alive!
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Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Bamamomma01 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML


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On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

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