About murph : From Vermont, got a garden, it's sweet. Atheist and ordained minister. Got 3 daughters and a shotgun. Voting for Bernie.
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by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
by rummaging / 05/18/2016 at 9:46am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
by ShouldICallYouDaddy / 04/30/2016 at 7:49am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Intimacy
by Mcwifi / 04/21/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/20/2016 at 10:34am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by zefronke8 / 04/17/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
by Unsuspecting / 04/16/2016 at 8:23am / United States / Health
by Liz / 03/26/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (California) / Work
by sorkin15 / 03/24/2016 at 5:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML
by Dnamei / 03/22/2016 at 10:17am / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by Qwe / 03/19/2016 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
- Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes… Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in… Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry…