About murph : From Vermont, got a garden, it's sweet. Atheist and ordained minister. Got 3 daughters and a shotgun. Voting for Bernie.
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by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried to cover it up by having her stuffed. I found it "her" on my bed when I got home. They think that it's sweet that they stuffed the cat they killed. FML
by sadblufly / 06/18/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
by mermaidkeels / 06/18/2016 at 4:51am / United States / Work
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2016 at 5:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/10/2016 at 10:28am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
Today, I learned that the three secretaries at work make spreadsheets about who uses the toilets, when and for how long, and then make bets on who will take the longest toilet break, who will use it the most often, etc. Now I constantly look at my watch whenever I use the toilets. FML
by toilet on the clock / 06/08/2016 at 6:40am / China (Guangdong) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 3:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
by rummaging / 05/18/2016 at 9:46am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids