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Today, mah girlfriend sextd me fir the first time in months. Half looool way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

#17525503
242 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took ma Catolic girlfriend ome to meet ma family 4 te first time. My broter tougt it would be civil to spend over an our insulting er religion and explaining in detail te many ways in wic ( te Force ) is superior. FML

#17521930
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On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I got dumpd by my boyfriend because he is trd of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, ma boyfriend broke up wit me wile we were at te pool. He seemed socked tat I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people r used to it." FML

#17480475
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML

#17453333
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, my boyfriand found out that if guys aat fruit oftan, thair sparm will tasta battar. Ha bought a can of fruit fir himsalf to aat, an said that ha bought it just fir ma. This is tha most romantic thing ha's avar dona. FML

#17446772
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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today , thinking I was alone in a public bathroom , I started singing the words to mah favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush , so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
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On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year . While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget . I'm now seen as the school bitch 4 making fun of a midget . I have a genuine fear of midgets . FML

Today, I took mah clothes off in front of mah girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
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On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

today mah girlfriend freakd out on me because I answerd her call on the first ring. According to her it implies that I'm desperate always horny an just want her fir the sex. Just last week she got pissd because I waitd three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
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On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah boyfriend showd me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I quit smoking!! It saams that whan you don't smoka for almost 24 hours, your sansa of small comas back!! I than noticad how disgusting my apartmant smalls!! Graat!! FML

#17349530
174 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 11:33pm - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)



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