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Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by UglyApparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)
Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
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