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Town/Country : Cleveland, OH
Title : Madam
Birth Date : Monday 9 October 1989 (22 years)
Number of visits : 713
Number of comments : 3
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mummies : i love flyingggg

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Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (2665)

On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

I agree, your life sucks (38982) - you deserved it (15126)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

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