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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 April 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29480) - you deserved it (7144)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (12813)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year old clock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28241) - you deserved it (7398)

On 11/21/2009 at 11:05pm - kids - by Rhianna (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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