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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1100
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About muhaidib : Nothing to say...
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Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24414) - you deserved it (18776)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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