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muh_atta
  • Town/Country : Lahore, Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 January 1981 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About muh_atta : nothing just another fucked up guy.

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Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50528) - you deserved it (8963)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by x (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML

#92006
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50528) - you deserved it (8963)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by x (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

#50610
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I agree, your life sucks (12645) - you deserved it (25152)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by thedullard (man) - United States (Indiana)



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