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About mugu : I come here often to relate to other people's unfortunate mishappenings cuz I myself have a complex and intricate life (to say the least).
I sometimes shake my foot when I sit, nod my head when I don't pay attention, and I watch your hands move when I should be listening to you speak. I like mimicking your speech pattern and taking on your body language. I thrive on the weird stuff you do.
Also, if you lurk my profile more than three times, I will assume you're a pervert and/or organ harvester of some sort. Then, I'll send you a message with fantastically explicit references to necrophillia. BOOM.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Friday 6 December 2013