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- Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours… Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't… Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for…
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I had planned a pig eye dissection with my students. I didn’t think it was possible to have…