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  • Town/Country : rockville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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