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mucrew
  • Town/Country : rockville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 20699
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (832)

I agree, your life sucks (32056) - you deserved it (381720)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20350) - you deserved it (98751)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)