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Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
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On 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by MyEarsHurt - United States (California)
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 3:20am - misc - by deadandwasted (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore
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